All these stories were written by me, Eleri Hamilton, and are mine, ALLL MINE! MUAUUHAHAHAAA! THEY LAUGHED AT ME AT THE ACADEMY!!!! *coughchokesputterahem*

Yes, I am aware that putting this stuff up for free on teh intarwebs means they will likely never get published, or be nominated for a Hugo, or any of that important stuff. I’m ok with that. If some publisher out there really wants one of these, they’re welcome to contact me.

Yes, I know that my spelling and grammar and punctuation is atrocious. I’m using Google Docs, fer gob’s sake. If someone wants to copy-ed out of the goodness of their heart, you’re welcome to it. I am to poor to afford glorious things like copy editors and such.